lessons in marital communication #256
December 27th, 2007 @ 3:55 pm

an apartment full of boxes somewhere in dallas…chris and anne are discussing final moving things, including the new living room furniture they picked out last week.

chris: so, when is our furniture getting delivered?

anne: um…i thought you said we were going to wait until we moved up there to order it…

chris: yeah, i said that, but i thought you’d get it anyway!

anne: (mouth hangs open overdramatically)…i was just being a submissive wife! i’m not going to spend a bunch of money without us being on the same page.

chris: i just assumed that what i say has no meaning!

anne: so you want me to order it?

chris: it would nice to have furniture when we get there.

lesson: wives, don’t be submissive to your husbands. evidently what they say has no meaning…

Dangit · Family · Lessons in Marital Communication · Marriage · Moving · Oklahoma

17 Comments

  1. andy said,

    December 27, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    i love Jackson conversations

  2. Joe Louthan said,

    December 27, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    har har… greatness

  3. Kyle P. said,

    December 27, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    Whenever my wife and I got married, we agreed she could make all the minor decisions and I would make all the major decisions. Oddly enough, every decision we have encountered thus far has been classified as a “minor” decision - including our new furniture. ;)

  4. Jordan Like the River said,

    December 27, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    Or, just don’t move away.

    Then you don’t have problems like these.

  5. Anna said,

    December 27, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    Oh, dear! Well, at least you tried, Anne… :)

  6. Laura said,

    December 27, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    that is hilarious. i looove it.

  7. Dan Atchison said,

    December 28, 2007 at 1:11 am

    that’s funny. Good luck on the move and the new furniture.

  8. Yonas said,

    December 28, 2007 at 1:53 am

    I’m serious my dad told me this…”I actually let your mom run things since she likes to control everything so much..and it makes things easy for me, now all I have to do is just read my newspaper and watch sports on TV”

    Thanks dad for your awesome wisdom! :)

  9. tunz said,

    December 28, 2007 at 6:42 am

    How was the game? Thought of you as I was flipping between the Mav’s b-ball and Texas football.

  10. Carol said,

    December 28, 2007 at 7:45 am

    Amen on “marital communication” - I love that title “256″! Just wanna wish y’all the best in Oklahoma on your new furniture!!!

  11. Zack said,

    December 28, 2007 at 9:10 am

    Oh the lifelong lesson in everything that we call marriage….

    I appreciate your transparency Anne!

  12. kristiapplesauce said,

    December 28, 2007 at 9:22 am

    Married people can do fun things on the floor with or with-out funiture. Duh.

    With our with-out carpet for that matter.

  13. John Ireland said,

    December 28, 2007 at 10:41 am

    ah, yes…the growth path of marital communication! can be painful in the moment, but often bears some fruit…:)

  14. Joni said,

    December 28, 2007 at 11:07 am

    oh my friend, yes. The classic panic provoking opening line in marital communication: “I thought you…” Or “I thought we decided … “

  15. Julie said,

    December 28, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    That sounds like me and my husband! :)

  16. Jenn Cady said,

    December 29, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    Love it! Love it! Been there done that and will probably do that again I’m sure! The madness of… I thought you were…No…I thought you were… “Marital Mush” :)
    Reminds me of running in circles playing Duck..duck…duck…GOOSE!

  17. zocken im Internet said,

    July 31, 2008 at 2:21 am

    Marital communication skills which I believe are essential to success in marriage. Being deficient in even one of these may spoil the mutual understanding.
    I would like to appreciate you for your sincere efforts

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