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About Anne Jackson
Anne Jackson has traveled all over the world using online media to tell stories of those living in poverty. Anyone wielding a computer and an internet connection can contribute something to make the world a better place, yet so many stories are unfinished, just waiting for you to enter the... Learn More
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Mad Church Disease is a lively, informative, and potentially life-saving resource for anyone in ministry--vocational or volunteer--who would like to understand, prevent, or treat the epidemic of burnout in church culture.
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FLICKR SNAPSHOTS
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RECENT POSTS
- QUICK READER POLL - Help Shape This Blog!
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- I’m Having Heart Surgery (and no, this isn’t a metaphor…)
- People Are Afraid to Be Amazing
- BOOK GIVEAWAY - Just Courage by IJM Founder Gary Haugen
- A Video Addressing Some Very Serious Questions…
- A Tale of Three Smart Phones
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- Deadly Viper
- Dominican 08 Trip
- Fear
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- India Trip
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- Lessons in Marital Communication
- Mad Church Disease
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- Michael Raburn on QUICK READER POLL - Help Shape This Blog!
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CATEGORIES
- Anxiety/Depression
- Art
- Authenticity
- Blogging
- Church
- Compassion International
- Confessional
- Current Events
- Dangit
- Deadly Viper
- Dominican 08 Trip
- Fear
- Hmmmm
- India Trip
- Leadership
- Lessons in Marital Communication
- Mad Church Disease
- Marriage
- Musings/Poetry
- My Blog
- Nashville
- Prayer
- Scotland
- Sex
- Speaking
- Tech
- Travelin' Preacher Chick
- Travels
- Uganda 08 Trip
- Uncategorized
- Weekend Thought…
- Weight Loss
- WHAT?!
- Writing
ROTATING LINKS
- Minnow Speaks
- 123Pizza.org
- annikaundchristian
- Nina Coyle
- Bobby Chandler
- Blissfully Krissy
- Christi Lynn's Reflections
- Hilary Barnett
- Seeds in my Heart
- Shanda
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- Gwen Jackson
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- 123Pizza.org
- annikaundchristian
- Nina Coyle
- Bobby Chandler
- Blissfully Krissy
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- Hilary Barnett
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4.03.2008
“where did I park?”
4.03.2008
“Did he just say that?”
“One of these is not like the other”
“…passed gas…..”
4.03.2008
“when i bite into a york peppermint patty, i get the sensation of…”
4.03.2008
“… [sound of crickets chirping]…”
4.03.2008
“The cheese stands alone…the cheese stands alone…hi-ho-the dairy-o the cheese stands alone.”
4.03.2008
“I’m invisible if I stand real still!”
4.03.2008
Everyone who understands foreign policy can feel free to leave now…
4.03.2008
Lonely, i’m mr. lonely….
4.03.2008
No man is an island.
4.03.2008
uhhhhh, line please? line!
4.03.2008
blue tie? check!
flag pin? check!
pants? oh crap!
4.03.2008
“Sir, the photo have been taken…”
4.03.2008
“…come on fella’s, everybody farts!”
4.03.2008
Dag nabbit, I feel completely naked without my teeth!
4.03.2008
“‘Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl”
(remember the video?)
4.03.2008
“You have exactly ten seconds to find the weapons of mass destruction. Ready set . . . go!”
4.03.2008
“We are the world . . . we are the children . . .”
4.03.2008
If you’re not reading FlowerDust.net, you’re being left out.
4.03.2008
Is that Obama and Hillary I see walking in together?
4.03.2008
“Dosado and away we go . . . swing your partner, alamand left”
4.03.2008
“what are you talking about? the international community loves me!!!”
4.03.2008
Have you ever felt like everyone is talking about you behind your back?
4.03.2008
W is voted off Idol.
4.03.2008
simon says touch your toes
4.03.2008
hey guys… i’m still president.
4.03.2008
Ooooh I see something shiny!
4.03.2008
I don’t hear a fat woman singing…
4.03.2008
“anne’s mean”
4.03.2008
Unrelated to the photo, and I don’t see anywhere else to put this w/o searching much, but I just had to tell you thanks for that last twitter I just happened to see —
about stopping work for just a minute, get up, walk, read, etc. It brought tears to my eyes.
Under the gun, behind the 8-ball, whatever saying applies, I’m there. Work (church work specifically) is so hard sometimes (like now!) and I feel so inadequate and I depend upon other people in order to make them look good and in turn, feel competent myself. They aren’t as helpful as I need them to be, and don’t seem to understand the full extent of my job depending upon them. they aren’t here working right now, ya know? sigh…blathering on. Thanks for that reminder. I think I will just go home. Tomorrow’s another day.
4.03.2008
“Hurry up Mom, take the picture”
4.03.2008
“Scotty? One to beam up…energize!”
4.03.2008
A human being’s made of more than air
With all that bulk, you’re bound to see him there
Unless that human bein’ next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who…
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
‘Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I’m there…
4.03.2008
“I don’t want to tell him, you tell him!”
“…One is the loneliest number…”
“Allllll by mysellllllffff…”
4.03.2008
“Mommy? Mommy? I want Mommy!”
4.03.2008
“Come on guys . . . keep looking . . . I’m sure the key to wind him up is down here somewhere!”
4.03.2008
“This is good strategery….if I stand really still they won’t see me!”
4.03.2008
this is my favorite!
Ooooh I see something shiny!
4.03.2008
This happens to me when I sit at the middle of the table too.
4.04.2008
darnit, am i having that nightmare again? this cant’ be right … i’m fully clothed …
*scratches head*
4.04.2008
Before we start worship, everyone turn and say, “Hi” to someone you don’t know.
4.04.2008
So i guess the party is over…
Friend request denied…
4.04.2008
All alone…….”I need your prayers, America.”
4.04.2008
“I wonder if anybody knows I going commando today??”
4.04.2008
“Who am I and why am I here?”
4.04.2008
“….excuse me, he he he”
4.04.2008
I wonder… if I don’t look anyone in the face, can I can get away with not having anything smart to say.
4.04.2008
I’m smart enough, nice enough, and dawgone it, people like me.
4.04.2008
“Wassup!?!”
4.04.2008
Here’s another photo op for bloggers who preach tolerance, love, and grace to make fun of me!
4.04.2008
“so, who took my beatles t-shirt? i wanted to wear my beatles t-shirt today.”
4.04.2008
“ok God, now is a great time for that rapture thing You were talking about.”
4.04.2008
Despite years of successful cover up, the Republicans’ plan of using a robot in the White House is exposed.
4.04.2008
Maybe there’s something to all those polls.
4.04.2008
i hear rev/mr wright is in the next room
4.04.2008
ok, JVo made me laugh out loud!!
I got nothin’ everyone else made me laugh!
4.04.2008
I don’t get it. I don’t like the guy, but what is the point? Sorry to be blunt, it was my first reaction. I guess I’m gettin’ old!
4.04.2008
I told them I lost a contact, APRIL FOOLS… What’s that, April fools day was Tuesday,
OH yea I knew that, just all part of my strategery
4.04.2008
Do you think they’ll know it was me? I knew I shouldn’t have had that burrito for lunch.
4.04.2008
Dang it…I just wet myself…again…
-or-
(spoken in best forrest gump voice) - I gotta pee…I drank too many dr. pepper’s…
4.04.2008
Has anyone seen Barbara?
4.04.2008
how come nobody wants to talk to me? hey guys! guys!
4.04.2008
awh shit!!!
4.04.2008
“I thought we were going to play duck-duck-goose!”
4.04.2008
Why am I always the last one to be picked???
4.04.2008
“i think a little poo just oozed out…”
4.04.2008
“OK, I’ll stand here and smile while y’all find some reason I can give anne jackson for not letting her interview me for her next book…”
Oh and anne, despite my own participation in this…you just had to come up with a way to post a picture with 2 words and NOT ONLY get 8 zillions comments, including mine, but get your commenters to come up with funnier material than most of my posts. I’ve got to come up with a better word than “annoying”. (grin)
4.04.2008
HA! He didn’t say “Simon Says” - all you guys are out and I win!
4.04.2008
“Good thing that was silent.
…I can’t yet tell if it’ll be violent, though. Only time will tell. Only time will tell.”
4.04.2008
It’s one of those motivation posters:
“PERSEVERENCE: doing the right thing, even when all your friends turn their backs on you”
Sorry, someone had to play the supportive role eventually here. ;)
4.04.2008
Just for fun…re my last comment there:
http://www.myworshiprevolution.com/motivator213441.jpg
4.04.2008
Only about 275 more days of this nonsense!
4.05.2008
“Stand up for what you believe, even if it means standing alone.”
I love President Bush! Jen
4.05.2008
I don’t have a caption for you, but I gave you an award on today’s post! See it here.
4.06.2008
Just prior to the annual Presidential easter egg hunt, President Bush announces that the distinguished gentleman with the red elephant sticker on the bottom of his shoe gets to be the first to hide the eggs!
4.06.2008
And so ends the performance season of the Washington Mens choir with the Presidential solo of “Shake a little hand, shake the hand next to ya”.
4.07.2008
I don’t care if you don’t like the man or not. That is not the issue. He is still the President of the United States, and he deserves our respect.
4.07.2008
“I bet if I think real hard, I can remember my first pair of shoes……. They was my magic shoes, mama said they’d take me anywhere!”
(Remember that face??)
4.08.2008
I CAN sleep with my eyes open…I knew it.