Unrelated to the photo, and I don’t see anywhere else to put this w/o searching much, but I just had to tell you thanks for that last twitter I just happened to see —
about stopping work for just a minute, get up, walk, read, etc. It brought tears to my eyes.
Under the gun, behind the 8-ball, whatever saying applies, I’m there. Work (church work specifically) is so hard sometimes (like now!) and I feel so inadequate and I depend upon other people in order to make them look good and in turn, feel competent myself. They aren’t as helpful as I need them to be, and don’t seem to understand the full extent of my job depending upon them. they aren’t here working right now, ya know? sigh…blathering on. Thanks for that reminder. I think I will just go home. Tomorrow’s another day.
A human being’s made of more than air
With all that bulk, you’re bound to see him there
Unless that human bein’ next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who…
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
‘Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I’m there…
“OK, I’ll stand here and smile while y’all find some reason I can give anne jackson for not letting her interview me for her next book…”
Oh and anne, despite my own participation in this…you just had to come up with a way to post a picture with 2 words and NOT ONLY get 8 zillions comments, including mine, but get your commenters to come up with funnier material than most of my posts. I’ve got to come up with a better word than “annoying”. (grin)
Just prior to the annual Presidential easter egg hunt, President Bush announces that the distinguished gentleman with the red elephant sticker on the bottom of his shoe gets to be the first to hide the eggs!
Kenyon said,
April 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm
“where did I park?”
Chris Baker said,
April 3, 2008 at 5:34 pm
“Did he just say that?”
“One of these is not like the other”
“…passed gas…..”
John Ireland said,
April 3, 2008 at 5:51 pm
“when i bite into a york peppermint patty, i get the sensation of…”
Rick said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:10 pm
“… [sound of crickets chirping]…”
Deana said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:17 pm
“The cheese stands alone…the cheese stands alone…hi-ho-the dairy-o the cheese stands alone.”
nooc said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:24 pm
“I’m invisible if I stand real still!”
nooc said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Everyone who understands foreign policy can feel free to leave now…
Phil Thompson said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Lonely, i’m mr. lonely….
Kim said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:35 pm
No man is an island.
alex mclean said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm
uhhhhh, line please? line!
nicky said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:39 pm
blue tie? check!
flag pin? check!
pants? oh crap!
jason_73 said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:40 pm
“Sir, the photo have been taken…”
joshua said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm
“…come on fella’s, everybody farts!”
tina said,
April 3, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Dag nabbit, I feel completely naked without my teeth!
JVo said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:06 pm
“‘Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl”
(remember the video?)
JVo said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:07 pm
“You have exactly ten seconds to find the weapons of mass destruction. Ready set . . . go!”
JVo said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:08 pm
“We are the world . . . we are the children . . .”
DaveAllen said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm
If you’re not reading FlowerDust.net, you’re being left out.
Scott Williams said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Is that Obama and Hillary I see walking in together?
JVo said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm
“Dosado and away we go . . . swing your partner, alamand left”
stephen said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:25 pm
“what are you talking about? the international community loves me!!!”
Jeremy said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Have you ever felt like everyone is talking about you behind your back?
D Rho said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:50 pm
W is voted off Idol.
Sean Pritzkau said,
April 3, 2008 at 7:57 pm
simon says touch your toes
blair farley said,
April 3, 2008 at 8:02 pm
hey guys… i’m still president.
Stephanie said,
April 3, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Ooooh I see something shiny!
travis spencer said,
April 3, 2008 at 8:51 pm
I don’t hear a fat woman singing…
Crystal Renaud said,
April 3, 2008 at 9:14 pm
“anne’s mean”
church girl said,
April 3, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Unrelated to the photo, and I don’t see anywhere else to put this w/o searching much, but I just had to tell you thanks for that last twitter I just happened to see —
about stopping work for just a minute, get up, walk, read, etc. It brought tears to my eyes.
Under the gun, behind the 8-ball, whatever saying applies, I’m there. Work (church work specifically) is so hard sometimes (like now!) and I feel so inadequate and I depend upon other people in order to make them look good and in turn, feel competent myself. They aren’t as helpful as I need them to be, and don’t seem to understand the full extent of my job depending upon them. they aren’t here working right now, ya know? sigh…blathering on. Thanks for that reminder. I think I will just go home. Tomorrow’s another day.
Evan Hamilton said,
April 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm
“Hurry up Mom, take the picture”
Eric said,
April 3, 2008 at 9:58 pm
“Scotty? One to beam up…energize!”
codyvilla said,
April 3, 2008 at 10:14 pm
A human being’s made of more than air
With all that bulk, you’re bound to see him there
Unless that human bein’ next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who…
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
‘Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I’m there…
Carey said,
April 3, 2008 at 10:42 pm
“I don’t want to tell him, you tell him!”
“…One is the loneliest number…”
“Allllll by mysellllllffff…”
John Carlson said,
April 3, 2008 at 10:43 pm
“Mommy? Mommy? I want Mommy!”
John Carlson said,
April 3, 2008 at 10:44 pm
“Come on guys . . . keep looking . . . I’m sure the key to wind him up is down here somewhere!”
Hilary said,
April 3, 2008 at 10:57 pm
“This is good strategery….if I stand really still they won’t see me!”
Sheri said,
April 3, 2008 at 11:11 pm
this is my favorite!
Ooooh I see something shiny!
Derrick Henslee said,
April 3, 2008 at 11:15 pm
This happens to me when I sit at the middle of the table too.
rachel said,
April 4, 2008 at 1:10 am
darnit, am i having that nightmare again? this cant’ be right … i’m fully clothed …
*scratches head*
Doug C said,
April 4, 2008 at 1:20 am
Before we start worship, everyone turn and say, “Hi” to someone you don’t know.
Jeremy Davidson said,
April 4, 2008 at 1:38 am
So i guess the party is over…
Friend request denied…
Carol said,
April 4, 2008 at 5:25 am
All alone…….”I need your prayers, America.”
Kristiapplesauce said,
April 4, 2008 at 5:54 am
“I wonder if anybody knows I going commando today??”
Helen said,
April 4, 2008 at 6:09 am
“Who am I and why am I here?”
chris g said,
April 4, 2008 at 6:24 am
“….excuse me, he he he”
Shaun King said,
April 4, 2008 at 6:29 am
I wonder… if I don’t look anyone in the face, can I can get away with not having anything smart to say.
Tom said,
April 4, 2008 at 6:41 am
I’m smart enough, nice enough, and dawgone it, people like me.
Kent said,
April 4, 2008 at 7:05 am
“Wassup!?!”
Nathania said,
April 4, 2008 at 7:37 am
Here’s another photo op for bloggers who preach tolerance, love, and grace to make fun of me!
jon said,
April 4, 2008 at 7:41 am
“so, who took my beatles t-shirt? i wanted to wear my beatles t-shirt today.”
jon said,
April 4, 2008 at 7:43 am
“ok God, now is a great time for that rapture thing You were talking about.”
Nathan said,
April 4, 2008 at 8:57 am
Despite years of successful cover up, the Republicans’ plan of using a robot in the White House is exposed.
Scott said,
April 4, 2008 at 9:25 am
Maybe there’s something to all those polls.
tony said,
April 4, 2008 at 9:27 am
i hear rev/mr wright is in the next room
Natalie Witcher said,
April 4, 2008 at 9:41 am
ok, JVo made me laugh out loud!!
I got nothin’ everyone else made me laugh!
nancy said,
April 4, 2008 at 10:14 am
I don’t get it. I don’t like the guy, but what is the point? Sorry to be blunt, it was my first reaction. I guess I’m gettin’ old!
roger said,
April 4, 2008 at 10:31 am
I told them I lost a contact, APRIL FOOLS… What’s that, April fools day was Tuesday,
OH yea I knew that, just all part of my strategery
West said,
April 4, 2008 at 10:43 am
Do you think they’ll know it was me? I knew I shouldn’t have had that burrito for lunch.
Ron said,
April 4, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Dang it…I just wet myself…again…
-or-
(spoken in best forrest gump voice) - I gotta pee…I drank too many dr. pepper’s…
Gabe said,
April 4, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Has anyone seen Barbara?
bryonm said,
April 4, 2008 at 12:52 pm
how come nobody wants to talk to me? hey guys! guys!
ally simpson said,
April 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm
awh shit!!!
Kyle P. said,
April 4, 2008 at 3:07 pm
“I thought we were going to play duck-duck-goose!”
Alesha said,
April 4, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Why am I always the last one to be picked???
clay said,
April 4, 2008 at 4:12 pm
“i think a little poo just oozed out…”
jimmy paravane said,
April 4, 2008 at 4:31 pm
“OK, I’ll stand here and smile while y’all find some reason I can give anne jackson for not letting her interview me for her next book…”
Oh and anne, despite my own participation in this…you just had to come up with a way to post a picture with 2 words and NOT ONLY get 8 zillions comments, including mine, but get your commenters to come up with funnier material than most of my posts. I’ve got to come up with a better word than “annoying”. (grin)
scott blair said,
April 4, 2008 at 5:13 pm
HA! He didn’t say “Simon Says” - all you guys are out and I win!
Becca said,
April 4, 2008 at 5:44 pm
“Good thing that was silent.
…I can’t yet tell if it’ll be violent, though. Only time will tell. Only time will tell.”
bobby said,
April 4, 2008 at 5:56 pm
It’s one of those motivation posters:
“PERSEVERENCE: doing the right thing, even when all your friends turn their backs on you”
Sorry, someone had to play the supportive role eventually here. ;)
bobby said,
April 4, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Just for fun…re my last comment there:
http://www.myworshiprevolution.com/motivator213441.jpg
Amy said,
April 4, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Only about 275 more days of this nonsense!
Jen said,
April 5, 2008 at 3:55 pm
“Stand up for what you believe, even if it means standing alone.”
I love President Bush! Jen
seven said,
April 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I don’t have a caption for you, but I gave you an award on today’s post! See it here.
Rod Pearcy said,
April 6, 2008 at 9:05 am
Just prior to the annual Presidential easter egg hunt, President Bush announces that the distinguished gentleman with the red elephant sticker on the bottom of his shoe gets to be the first to hide the eggs!
Rod Pearcy said,
April 6, 2008 at 9:09 am
And so ends the performance season of the Washington Mens choir with the Presidential solo of “Shake a little hand, shake the hand next to ya”.
Heather Tamburello said,
April 7, 2008 at 11:52 am
I don’t care if you don’t like the man or not. That is not the issue. He is still the President of the United States, and he deserves our respect.
Andy McMahon said,
April 7, 2008 at 12:38 pm
“I bet if I think real hard, I can remember my first pair of shoes……. They was my magic shoes, mama said they’d take me anywhere!”
(Remember that face??)
Alison said,
April 8, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I CAN sleep with my eyes open…I knew it.